I saw this at the Odeon Silverlink this morning. The Silverlink staff ensured once again that it was a visit to remember.
After the half hour wait in the freezing cold on the pavement in front of the cinema the doors were opened on the dot of 10:30 and we were allowed inside. Not really a good start for a screening where you were advised to arrive early for a prompt 10:30 film start, with no late admissions "under any circumstances".
We were then herded into one of the pitch dark screening rooms whilst a gruff employee, just back from a secondment to Guantanamo, stood at the front and barked orders that everyone should "move up and don't leave any gaps" adding "or else we won't actually start the film". Nice touch! Let's hope his manager secures an early place for him on the Odeon's "Customer Relations" course.
Inevitably, by this time the film was now running 5 minutes late. Quite why there was a need for everyone to be compressed into the left hand side of the cinema was beyond me. There were not likely to be many, if any, people arriving after the published start time now was there?
If we had been watching this on a plane the unevenly distributed weight of people would have caused us to bank sharply to the left and then crash and burn. The gruff guy intimated that the film would start at 11:00.
There was an audible gasp of disappointment at this news, as people who had already waited in the freezing cold for half an hour just wanted to get on with it. As I've said before no one else would be arriving, so why the further delay?
The gruff guy left, and I was within a whisker of following him out to complain, but my wife and kids wouldn't let me go, because they "didn't want me to embarrass them".
Fortunately someone else must have been made of sterner stuff than me, because within a few minutes a rather more charming Odeon employee came into the screening room, stood shyly at the front and profusely apologised for their scheduling mistake. The film eventually started around 10:45.
Nice recovery Odeon,

after a truly appalling start.
But I digress...
Thankfully, I enjoyed the film. The storyline was ever so predictable, but good fun. Some humorous parts. Some romantic stuff. Bill Nighy, ever so cool looking, as the well heeled rich guy. Bill Bailey was good as the Dad. The Chalet girls were both excellent. Scenery was spot on, as was the terrific sound track. My kids loved it too!
I do have to agree with Julietanne about being a little surprised at the level of unnecessary bad language and sexual inuendo in a 12A film.
7.5 out of 10 - just the thing for a grey and cold weekend morning.
