Transformers: Dark of the Moon

[Beate]

So when are we getting your review, valda?

[valda]

no don't make me do a review

[Beate]

Gosh, you sound as if I asked you to swallow poison! At least a rating? A thumbs up or down? Anything?

[Sydney_Bristow]

Thanks for the succinct & concise review, kevin. I think I might actually enjoy it, armed with low expectations. ;o) Also, I'm one of the few people who enjoyed the first 2 films so who knows eh? ;o)

[sachgeet]

Does anyone think its going to be worth to go watch this movie in a croweded Cinema..considering Odeon will probally allocate the smallest of its hall for free preview??

[soonforgotten]

Does anyone think its going to be worth to go watch this movie in a croweded Cinema..considering Odeon will probally allocate the smallest of its hall for free preview??

Well, I don't think it's worth p*ying for personally. I think it will be in the largest screen at the Covent Garden Odeon and it probably won't look anywhere near as good as in the IMAX, do you really want to spend that kind of money for this?

[sachgeet]

I personally dont like the movie so in double mind if i should or shouldn't

[soonforgotten]

Brilliant review here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/markkermode/ ... e_moo.html

[valda]

haha, I had to get my headphones, get under the desk and plug them in for that.

So anyway as its my lunchtime I've got a few mins spare. I know the toys, don't know the cartoons. I loved Transformers 1 hated Transformers 2, even being a few feet away from Josh Duhamel coudn't make me liek that film.

I had heard that there were apologies for 2 and everyone knew it sucked and 3 would adress that and make it better. Well it was better but still rubbishy.

I love a good bit of mindless action, lots of crashes and bangs, mental stunts crazy story lines. Watch them, marvel at them then forget them. When I say I was dozing off (as usual) and it was only my leg jerking that kept me awake, you'll know how bored I was.

The action was a bit slower so you could actually see more of it, but I still couldn't tell the difference between some of the Bots. The 3D was ok, still don't like still think its unecessary. I do wonder what it will be like in your average Movie Mall.

The actors, were dreadful especially the *star* and his latest bimbo. People say the love interest is for the men to look at. NO the Autobots are for the men to look at ( guy next to me, grown up in a suit) was on the edge of his seat). But if you have to have a girl in it, get MIchelle Rodriguez or Zoe Saldano or someone that can kick some ass, and really get involved, as well as looking spectacular, not that RHW looks spectacular as she doesn't. MInd you I'l like to know where she gets the magic white jacket from. I cna wear white, stay in one room on my own and still get the clothes dirty

Shitty Le Beef, was so bad. I did think a few years ago that he had the makings of a good actor, I must have been delerious. he is an arogant plank of wood who looks about 12. Seeing him and the supermodel smooching was plain wrong.

I won't even bother to talk about the other actors, our brilliant reviewers have done this already.

Dreadful dialogue, unfunny situations, crazy characters, this has it all.

I've seen worse but I've seen a lot better. 5/10

Oh and the trailer for Captain America looks dire

[Beate]

LOL, thanks for that, valda. I know what a chore it must have been.