Immortals

[soonforgotten]

Man, how f**king awesome was that?!?!?

I was totally blown away. Brilliant, just brilliant.









I'm kidding. That sucked a bucket of dicks.

My review: http://wp.me/p1LZHn-9A

[Jayman]

Ah, sounds like the flu hit me just in time.

I personally cannot wait for all of you guys to see "Trespass".
You will not believe a movie can be that Goddamn awful!

[David]

Ah, sounds like the flu hit me just in time.

I personally cannot wait for all of you guys to see "Trespass".
You will not believe a movie can be that Goddamn awful!

Nooooo don't say that

[TheyCallMeMrGlass]

Ah, sounds like the flu hit me just in time.

I personally cannot wait for all of you guys to see "Trespass".
You will not believe a movie can be that Goddamn awful!

Sounds like I'll enjoy that one too then...

[Jayman]

Let's put it this way:

From IMDB:
This film broke the fastest-ever-from-theaters-to-Home-Video record previously held by 2003's From Justin to Kelly.
That film took 29 days to get to DVD, Trespass made it in only 18.

But anyway, this is off-topic.
Back to the "Immortals" ranting

[TheyCallMeMrGlass]

IMDB is full of plant reviews from people who worked on the film. If you've got an account please click 'no' the review was not helpful for anything blatantly over the top in praise (it's very obvious): http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1253864/reviews Ta

Bloody hell, 0/10 for poor planting, lol. There are always plants but these are hilariously obvious. Enjoyed your rant review btw.

[soonforgotten]

I'm so glad I didn't go to Greenwich for this tonight. That shit was bad enough for Tintin. And the bullsjit excuse they gave me definitely wouldn't fly with this one. Seems this is becoming a regular occurrence there. Was it that they ran 40 minutes of adverts, or was there just nothing being shown between 7pm and when it finally began?

edit: so big thanks to funthing for offering me the option of going to Holloway instead. Saved me massive amounts of time.

[a_person]

I'm so glad I didn't go to Greenwich for this tonight. That shit was bad enough for Tintin. And the bullsjit excuse they gave me definitely wouldn't fly with this one. Seems this is becoming a regular occurrence there. Was it that they ran 40 minutes of adverts, or was there just nothing being shown between 7pm and when it finally began?

edit: so big thanks to funthing for offering me the option of going to Holloway instead. Saved me massive amounts of time.

They were letting people in by 5:35pm which was when I arrived. There was no adverts or anything of the sort - it was just getting people in. There were no adverts just a big fat "Sky superscreen" and some music that just played endlessly (the same one you hear in the Sky 3D gallery). The delay was caused as the main seating area had filled up yet there was a queue of people waiting to be seated. This required the upstairs balcony to be opened but apparently they needed permission for this and this held up everything. Such bad organisation.

The Sky girl was really nice and understanding - it was those stupid dumb f**king security guards and the usual incompetent Cineworld staff. I popped out briefly to find weirdfilms in the queue so went and told the Cineworld guys at the door that he's my little brother so can he come in with me. They refused so I went to a security guard and he said to speak to the Sky lady. Luckily other people were trying to get people in and she remembered me from the beginning and let him come in with me. Felt really sorry for the Sky lady, she was getting shouted at left right and centre and she didn't deserve it. She was the only person representing Sky - the Cineworld staff who were supposedly helping her could have made the situation better by being f**king competent at their job.

At 7:20pm, the security guard shouted that the film will start in one minute time. f**king film started at approximately 7:45pm. Clearly she doesn't know what one minute means.

[McG]

Back from Glasgow showcase.
I used to be into Greek and Roman Mythology. Recognised more people than I thought. 3D was wasted unless the idea was to enhance and sharpened the film. 6/10

I'm slightly intrigued about the people you recognised. Were you alive then and are you a re-incarnation?

[Deni]

Odeon Wimbledon staff was exceptionally rude, Sky will be definitely hearing from me. We were told not to argue with them "because we are here to see a screening FOR FREE".