Haywire
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Re: Haywire
Currently listening to the Mayo and Kermode podcast and Kermode has said that he actually liked this.
I know he sometimes has a questionable opinion but really...

I know he sometimes has a questionable opinion but really...
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Re: Haywire
Surprise film of the week. Haywire. Full review http://wp.me/s1i2O4-haywire
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Re: Haywire
I reckon these male reviewers left their brains behind and didn't see anything but lust after the fassbender headlock. Either that or they have been offered some bribe like free films for the year.


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Re: Haywire
It was a strange film but I did have a laugh at a few moments. The headlock was pretty cool but her running down the beach with her wee chunky legs ninja style gave me the best chuckle. I'm glad I didn't p*y to see it.
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Re: Haywire
YOu beat me to it! I was so looking forward to him ripping this apart and he bloody likes itFlabber wrote:Currently listening to the Mayo and Kermode podcast and Kermode has said that he actually liked this.
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I know he sometimes has a questionable opinion but really...

Re: Haywire
Me too, as soon as he started the review I knew the rant was out of the question, but for it to get film of at the week I still can't believe it.valda wrote:YOu beat me to it! I was so looking forward to him ripping this apart and he bloody likes itFlabber wrote:Currently listening to the Mayo and Kermode podcast and Kermode has said that he actually liked this.
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I know he sometimes has a questionable opinion but really...

I think we should all email the show, even if only a few comments get read out to redress the balance, the truth must out!!!!
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(Hopefully I can beat last years 12! Unlikely to beat 2013’s 91)
2021: A Quiet Place 2 8.5/10
2020: Little Women, Richard Jewell 8.5/10
2019: Wild Rose, Shazam!, Avengers, Eighth Grade, Shaun the Sheep, The Farewell 9/10
2018: Coco, Three Billboards, Missouri, Avengers, MI: Fallout, Quiet Place, Stan & Ollie - 9/10
2017: Paddington 2 10/10
2016: Sing Street, Hunt for the Wilderpeople, I, Daniel Blake, Sully 10/10
2015: Star Wars, Whiplash, Ex Machina, Minions - 9.5/10
2014: Pride, The Imitation Game 10/10
2013: Good Vibrations, Song for Marion, Alan Partridge, Captain Phillips - 9.5/10
2012: Muppets, Untouchable, Argo 10/10
2011: ROTPOTA, The Artist, Mi4 - 9.5/10
2010: Kick Ass, Toy Story 3 - 9.5/10
2009: Up 10/10
LOVE FMUK https://youtu.be/62YY4trpDEY
Re: Haywire
J Edgar, Coriolanus, W.E. (which got slated) and something else I can't remember.
Member No. 35 of the "100 free films in 2021" club 2 down 98 to go
(Hopefully I can beat last years 12! Unlikely to beat 2013’s 91)
2021: A Quiet Place 2 8.5/10
2020: Little Women, Richard Jewell 8.5/10
2019: Wild Rose, Shazam!, Avengers, Eighth Grade, Shaun the Sheep, The Farewell 9/10
2018: Coco, Three Billboards, Missouri, Avengers, MI: Fallout, Quiet Place, Stan & Ollie - 9/10
2017: Paddington 2 10/10
2016: Sing Street, Hunt for the Wilderpeople, I, Daniel Blake, Sully 10/10
2015: Star Wars, Whiplash, Ex Machina, Minions - 9.5/10
2014: Pride, The Imitation Game 10/10
2013: Good Vibrations, Song for Marion, Alan Partridge, Captain Phillips - 9.5/10
2012: Muppets, Untouchable, Argo 10/10
2011: ROTPOTA, The Artist, Mi4 - 9.5/10
2010: Kick Ass, Toy Story 3 - 9.5/10
2009: Up 10/10
LOVE FMUK https://youtu.be/62YY4trpDEY
(Hopefully I can beat last years 12! Unlikely to beat 2013’s 91)
2021: A Quiet Place 2 8.5/10
2020: Little Women, Richard Jewell 8.5/10
2019: Wild Rose, Shazam!, Avengers, Eighth Grade, Shaun the Sheep, The Farewell 9/10
2018: Coco, Three Billboards, Missouri, Avengers, MI: Fallout, Quiet Place, Stan & Ollie - 9/10
2017: Paddington 2 10/10
2016: Sing Street, Hunt for the Wilderpeople, I, Daniel Blake, Sully 10/10
2015: Star Wars, Whiplash, Ex Machina, Minions - 9.5/10
2014: Pride, The Imitation Game 10/10
2013: Good Vibrations, Song for Marion, Alan Partridge, Captain Phillips - 9.5/10
2012: Muppets, Untouchable, Argo 10/10
2011: ROTPOTA, The Artist, Mi4 - 9.5/10
2010: Kick Ass, Toy Story 3 - 9.5/10
2009: Up 10/10
LOVE FMUK https://youtu.be/62YY4trpDEY
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Re: Haywire
Probably the new Underworld film which also came out this week.
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Member No. 29 of the "100 free films in 2016" club: 62 seen; 38 to go (40 theatre/shows seen)
70 free films seen in 2015 + 85 theatre/shows
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126 free films seen in 2013 (121 different films, 5 repeat viewings
121 free films seen in 2012 (115 different films, 6 repeat viewings)
129 free films seen in 2011 (117 different films, 12 repeat viewings)