A Joke for Today
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f3lix
Re: A Joke for Today
You come and goa_person wrote:I don't understand what the joke is.AYBG wrote:Apologies for this...
Please explain.
You come and go
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream
Red, gold and green
Red, gold and green
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f3lix
Re: A Joke for Today
andrews wrote:This is weird. Give it a try. If you stare at this picture long enough you should be able to see a giraffe.
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a_person
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Re: A Joke for Today
AYBG wrote:Just tell yourself what you see (preferably aloud)
I still don't get it.f3lix wrote: You come and go
You come and go
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream
Red, gold and green
Red, gold and green
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Re: A Joke for Today
comma, comma ....it's a song title, a_person. I only got it thanks to f3lix's clue above.
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Re: A Joke for Today
I get it now, thanks andrews and f3lix 
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Re: A Joke for Today
A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing the compartment,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own f****** blanket.'
After a moment of silence, .....................he farted.
The End
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing the compartment,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own f****** blanket.'
After a moment of silence, .....................he farted.
The End
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Re: A Joke for Today
Lol, this is how I feel about everything when I get frustrated! Not just with PCs!andrews wrote:
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4) Odeon Greenwich or Odeon Surrey Quays
