Johnny English Reborn
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Re: Johnny English Reborn
HMV customers can use purepoints to attend the premiere.
http://pure.hmv.com/rare+exclusive-rewa ... 991001562/
http://pure.hmv.com/rare+exclusive-rewa ... 991001562/
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Re: Johnny English Reborn
I really want to see this although I may get fed up of the trailer before it comes out - I have seen the trailer about 4 or 5 times at recent cinema visits. It still makes me laugh (at the moment) - might not be saying that in a month's time!
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Re: Johnny English Reborn
I dont quite have enough pure points for this but I wouldn'[t waste them on such a film 
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michelleans
Re: Johnny English Reborn
i hope they do a free screening of this my 3 boys would love to see it 
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Re: Johnny English Reborn
I tried to view this with an open mind after seeing the bloody trailer so many times, not to mentiion the Odeon premiere club ads (sometimes I was unlucky enough to see both before a film).
It is a daft film but one can overlook the implausibility of the story as it is obvious the cast are having a lot of fun and the film never takes itself too seriously. English is a silly character and could easily become annoying if not for the charm of Rowan Atkinson. The plot is a bit ridiculous and predictable with a villain one can see coming a mile away. There are decent supporting perfomances from Pike, West and Anderson but no real character development. A comedic spy caper with a few laugh out loud moments, it is entertaining family fun. 6/10.
There is an amusing scene playing at the ends of the credits that is worth watching.
It is a daft film but one can overlook the implausibility of the story as it is obvious the cast are having a lot of fun and the film never takes itself too seriously. English is a silly character and could easily become annoying if not for the charm of Rowan Atkinson. The plot is a bit ridiculous and predictable with a villain one can see coming a mile away. There are decent supporting perfomances from Pike, West and Anderson but no real character development. A comedic spy caper with a few laugh out loud moments, it is entertaining family fun. 6/10.
There is an amusing scene playing at the ends of the credits that is worth watching.
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home."
Ken Olson - Chairman of Digital Equipment Corporation, speaking in 1977
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129 free films seen in 2011 (117 different films, 12 repeat viewings)
Ken Olson - Chairman of Digital Equipment Corporation, speaking in 1977
Member No. 29 of the "100 free films in 2016" club: 62 seen; 38 to go (40 theatre/shows seen)
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We can talk about it?
Well then, I had my head in my hands often, a painfully unfunny 'comedy' that uses the jokes of "Woman from behind looks like bad guy but is actually innocent old woman, and gets hit a lot" and "Man keeps pratfalling or saying the wrong things, laugh now" until your eyes bleed from the horror.
Given the level of humour (low, very low), the amount of intense gunplay mixed up in it all seems a little too intense for the little ones, some kids around me were crying, which made for a fun experience...
I hoped for at least a few laughs, the first one isn't awful, but this is, this really is, maybe one of the worst films of the year. 1/10.
Well then, I had my head in my hands often, a painfully unfunny 'comedy' that uses the jokes of "Woman from behind looks like bad guy but is actually innocent old woman, and gets hit a lot" and "Man keeps pratfalling or saying the wrong things, laugh now" until your eyes bleed from the horror.
Given the level of humour (low, very low), the amount of intense gunplay mixed up in it all seems a little too intense for the little ones, some kids around me were crying, which made for a fun experience...
I hoped for at least a few laughs, the first one isn't awful, but this is, this really is, maybe one of the worst films of the year. 1/10.
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Re: Johnny English Reborn
Isn't the embargo just for "press"?
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Re: Johnny English Reborn
I wasn't asked to sign anything before the screening despite seeing boxes of papers next to the lady holding the guestlist.
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home."
Ken Olson - Chairman of Digital Equipment Corporation, speaking in 1977
Member No. 29 of the "100 free films in 2016" club: 62 seen; 38 to go (40 theatre/shows seen)
70 free films seen in 2015 + 85 theatre/shows
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126 free films seen in 2013 (121 different films, 5 repeat viewings
121 free films seen in 2012 (115 different films, 6 repeat viewings)
129 free films seen in 2011 (117 different films, 12 repeat viewings)
Ken Olson - Chairman of Digital Equipment Corporation, speaking in 1977
Member No. 29 of the "100 free films in 2016" club: 62 seen; 38 to go (40 theatre/shows seen)
70 free films seen in 2015 + 85 theatre/shows
84 free films seen in 2014 (81 different films, 3 repeat viewings) + 119 theatre/shows
126 free films seen in 2013 (121 different films, 5 repeat viewings
121 free films seen in 2012 (115 different films, 6 repeat viewings)
129 free films seen in 2011 (117 different films, 12 repeat viewings)
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Asked the PR and apparently it's solely for website reviews, everything else is fine. Wish they were clearer earlier.
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Re: Johnny English Reborn
Whilst I do agree that a lot of the gags fell flat, there were a few funny moments. I knew this was going to be a bonkers film so I wasn't expecting a slick spy drama like James Bond. I haven't seen the first film in ages so it's hard to compare them, except I think Malkovich made a far better baddie.EthanRunt wrote:We can talk about it?
Well then, I had my head in my hands often, a painfully unfunny 'comedy' that uses the jokes of "Woman from behind looks like bad guy but is actually innocent old woman, and gets hit a lot" and "Man keeps pratfalling or saying the wrong things, laugh now" until your eyes bleed from the horror.
Given the level of humour (low, very low), the amount of intense gunplay mixed up in it all seems a little too intense for the little ones, some kids around me were crying, which made for a fun experience...
I hoped for at least a few laughs, the first one isn't awful, but this is, this really is, maybe one of the worst films of the year. 1/10.
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home."
Ken Olson - Chairman of Digital Equipment Corporation, speaking in 1977
Member No. 29 of the "100 free films in 2016" club: 62 seen; 38 to go (40 theatre/shows seen)
70 free films seen in 2015 + 85 theatre/shows
84 free films seen in 2014 (81 different films, 3 repeat viewings) + 119 theatre/shows
126 free films seen in 2013 (121 different films, 5 repeat viewings
121 free films seen in 2012 (115 different films, 6 repeat viewings)
129 free films seen in 2011 (117 different films, 12 repeat viewings)
Ken Olson - Chairman of Digital Equipment Corporation, speaking in 1977
Member No. 29 of the "100 free films in 2016" club: 62 seen; 38 to go (40 theatre/shows seen)
70 free films seen in 2015 + 85 theatre/shows
84 free films seen in 2014 (81 different films, 3 repeat viewings) + 119 theatre/shows
126 free films seen in 2013 (121 different films, 5 repeat viewings
121 free films seen in 2012 (115 different films, 6 repeat viewings)
129 free films seen in 2011 (117 different films, 12 repeat viewings)

