War Horse

[Celini]

is that your review?

I think it should be on at least few lines...
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[canadian_turtle]

You guys, I can hear the sirens from the embargo police getting louder

(or has it finally been lifted?)

[soonforgotten]

Sorry, this thread is just so over-produced and dull. This thread really seems desperate to tug at the heart-strings and feels totally insincere. Did I mention how dull this thread is? I'd expect much better from the posters here, surely they have enough experience to create a genuine, well-paced thread.

Quite frankly, this thread needs about 10 times more Tom Hiddleston, at least.

[canadian_turtle]

Some more Hiddleston for SF

[soonforgotten]

Some more Hiddleston for SF

Whatever he's doing down there, he seems to be... enjoying (?) it.

[EthanRunt]

Sorry, this thread is just so over-produced and dull. This thread really seems desperate to tug at the heart-strings and feels totally insincere. Did I mention how dull this thread is? I'd expect much better from the posters here, surely they have enough experience to create a genuine, well-paced thread.

Quite frankly, this thread needs about 10 times more Tom Hiddleston, at least.

On top of that this thread needs more Benny Cucumber, preferably both together, because the rest of this thread is a painful experience in the bad way.

[Celini]

and this thread is definitely missing a proper lighting designer!

[TheyCallMeMrGlass]

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i really like this review. At first I thought it was all over the place, lacking grammatical cohesion and endless verbosity. However, on closer inspection, I found it cleverly layered with integrated structural content. The verbose analogies and metaphorical subtexts began to shine through with acute analytical observations. 10/10. Best review of the year. I do hope there is no embargo on reviewing your review?!?


Edit: its friday, I'm in a silly mood!

[valda]

Benny Cucumber bwah haha

[canadian_turtle]

In an interview he once said that the worst nickname he got (in school I think) was [spoiler]Bendydick Cumonmybabs[/spoiler] (spoilertagged for language)