Red Riding Hood

[kevinknapman]

Well there's no point in me watching the film now as you've just gone and spoilt it. Well done.

EDIT: That's better. For other people who hadn't read it of course, not me.

[superhero]

I think it's time we need a spoiler thread, no? especially with Scream 4 coming out

[funthing29]

Shouldn't that post be edited as a hidden spoiler so no one end has the ending ruined for them?

[superhero]

Did anyone else find Catherine Hardwicke came across in person as being quite shy and indecisive?

[Celini]

I finally understand why it's called "spoiler"

[TheyCallMeMrGlass]

Going by Kevinknapman's reaction, someone obviously posted a spoiler without warning.

I despise these inconsiderate people and will make no apology for it.

I suggest a clear message on top of every film thread (if practically possible) to advise in refraining from posting spoilers or at least warn readers of spoilers. Having a spoilers only thread wont help when it comes to newcomers, they may not notice it. There is a special tag to hide spoilers [spoiler]Like so[/spoiler] but newbies generally may not grasp that straight away. so something like

************SPOILERS*******SPOILERS************** is an easy enough way to alert

but best of all is to just refrain spoilers altogether.

[Sydney_Bristow]

Ok So Red Riding hood was a covert operative who was investigating the paranormal in a dodgy neighbourhood in Nowhere, USA...aka Iowa. She discovered a group of extra-terrestrial vulpes chrysosyon (extra furry foxes) who, in the neon-light were easily mistaken for wolves. One of these alien foxes was an undercover agent for the FBI and was posing as Supergran (minus the skateboard), to infiltrate a drug cartel. Anyway, Red Riding Hood (wearing a sexy red oscar de la renta), beats the bad guys - chaps from the dog/fox pound, escapes the clutches of the 'mandatory' evil witch, the drug cartel ends up with egg on their faces (or in this case talcum powder) and our heroine kisses the undercover FB agent and turned him into a handsome prince.

And they lived happily ever after.

Until he got a serious case of ticks.

The End.

*spoiler ALERT*



Psssst...can you tell I haven't watched it yet?

[a_person]

I can see! And what are you doing at home on this fine afternoon?! Should you not be out in the sun with everyone else?!

[Sydney_Bristow]

Been there, done that, got the bikini! I'm limiting myself to 3 hours of sunbathing each day and that's it! Now, I need to win the lotto because I'm in dire need of a private swimming pool. And no, I'm not a snob. I've just seen too many disgusting pigs doing disgusting things at our local public pool and it grossed me out!

[a_person]

Don't worry I feel the same way! I've been wanting to win the lottery since before you were born!