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Re: A Joke for Today

#451 Post by andrews » Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:30 pm

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?
[spoiler]This one will sleigh you ![/spoiler]
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Re: A Joke for Today

#452 Post by McG » Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:31 pm

What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Father Christmas :xmas: ?

[spoiler]A rebel without a Claus![/spoiler]
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Re: A Joke for Today

#453 Post by andrews » Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:43 pm

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell!
Just take these pills - and, if they don't work, give me a ring! :xmas:
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Re: A Joke for Today

#454 Post by McG » Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:44 pm

What goes oh, oh, oh?
[spoiler]Santa Claus walking backwards![/spoiler]

What would you call Father Christmas if he became a detective?
[spoiler]Santa Clues![/spoiler]

Who delivers Christmas presents to pets?
[spoiler]Santa Paws of course![/spoiler]

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Re: A Joke for Today

#455 Post by biggins » Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:49 pm

Why doesn't Santa suffer from claustrophobia when he climbs down the chimney?

Because he has had his flue jab.
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Re: A Joke for Today

#456 Post by McG » Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:50 pm

biggins wrote:Why doesn't Santa suffer from claustrophobia when he climbs down the chimney?

Because has had his flue jab.
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Re: A Joke for Today

#457 Post by canadian_turtle » Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:52 pm

What is the most popular wine at Christmas time?

[spoiler]I don't like Brussels Sprouts.[/spoiler]
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Re: A Joke for Today

#458 Post by biggins » Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:55 pm

What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?

You get tinsel-itus!
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Re: A Joke for Today

#459 Post by anakin » Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:55 pm

canadian_turtle wrote:What is the most popular wine at Christmas time?

[spoiler]I don't like Brussels Sprouts.[/spoiler]
HAHAHAHA! Good one!
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Re: A Joke for Today

#460 Post by canadian_turtle » Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:56 pm

It's so true!
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