A Joke for Today
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McG
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Re: A Joke for Today
So much of that would be true if some people had there way, ez! Very good!
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evilzadi
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Re: A Joke for Today
What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?
[spoiler]Freeze a jolly good fellow[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Freeze a jolly good fellow[/spoiler]
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
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McG
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Re: A Joke for Today
What’s white and goes up?
[spoiler]A confused snowflake![/spoiler]
What do you call an old snowman?
[spoiler]Water![/spoiler]
[spoiler]A confused snowflake![/spoiler]
What do you call an old snowman?
[spoiler]Water![/spoiler]
Preferred cinemas: Best: Glasgow Quay, Glasgow Braehead, Glasgow Renfield Street, Glasgow Fort & Paisley
Others I'd go to: Glasgow Showcase Baillieston
Films already booked for:
Hope to get tickets for: Every film if they come to my preferred cinemas
Member of the 100 Free Films of 2019.
Aim will again be 150. 54 seen: 96 to go.
Member no.9 again for the 100 Free Films of 2018.
My aim will be 150. 143 seen, 07 to go.
Member No. 9 again for the 100 Free Films in 2017. 156 seen, 0 to go
Member no.9 of the 100 Free Films in 2016: 135 seen 0 to go
Member no.9 of the 100 Free Films in 2015: 72 28 to go
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Member No. 9 of the "100 Free Films in 2013" ; 89 seen 11 to go!
Member No. 9 of the "100 free films in 2012" club. 86 seen 14 short of 100!
Others I'd go to: Glasgow Showcase Baillieston
Films already booked for:
Hope to get tickets for: Every film if they come to my preferred cinemas
Member of the 100 Free Films of 2019.
Aim will again be 150. 54 seen: 96 to go.
Member no.9 again for the 100 Free Films of 2018.
My aim will be 150. 143 seen, 07 to go.
Member No. 9 again for the 100 Free Films in 2017. 156 seen, 0 to go
Member no.9 of the 100 Free Films in 2016: 135 seen 0 to go
Member no.9 of the 100 Free Films in 2015: 72 28 to go
Member no. 9 of the 100 Free Films in 2014; 85 seen 15 to go!
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evilzadi
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Re: A Joke for Today
I like this one 
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
[spoiler]Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve[/spoiler]
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
[spoiler]Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve[/spoiler]
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Re: A Joke for Today
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Because he can hoe, hoe, hoe!
Because he can hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Re: A Joke for Today
What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She'd go to a "re-tail" shop for a new one!
She'd go to a "re-tail" shop for a new one!
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Re: A Joke for Today
What do you call a reindeer with ear muffs?
Anything you want - he can't hear you!
Anything you want - he can't hear you!
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Re: A Joke for Today
You do know what would have happened if it had been three wise WOMEN instead of men, don't you? They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole and brought disposable diapers as gifts!
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Re: A Joke for Today
The three stages of life:
1) You believe in Santa Claus
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus
3) You are Santa Claus
1) You believe in Santa Claus
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus
3) You are Santa Claus
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