If you enjoy tongue-in-cheek humour, in the style of Airplane or Naked Gun, and you've seen the Twilight films, then you will probably find this film rather amusing (as I did.) It is not a laugh-out-loud film, rather a few chuckles along the way, and I really think you need to have seen the films, otherwise you will not find it remotely entertaining.
The audience at Boldon was mixed - ranging from about 9 years old to older (me and one or two others). The younger people were finding it funnier than the adults accompanying them.
6.5/10 from me. I'll recommend it to a selected few friends.
Vampires Suck
- Preston1990
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Re: Vampires Suck
I saw this again today with my kids who are on their half term holidays. They are both great Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse etc. fans. They had expressed a wish to see it as a second film on our planned Toy Story 3 visit.
It felt no better on a second showing for me I'm afraid, and thankfully my daughters were not too impressed either. I must be doing something right.
4.5 out of 10 (again).
It felt no better on a second showing for me I'm afraid, and thankfully my daughters were not too impressed either. I must be doing something right.

4.5 out of 10 (again).
Re: Vampires Suck
The film is awful. Now there are many movies about vampires. You can choose smth better. My rate is 2 out of 10.
- June
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Re: Vampires Suck
"Vampires Suck", really does suck! It was so bad that I couldn't watch more than twenty minutes of the film because I felt as though I had been tortured.
Re: Vampires Suck
i rented it for free - thank god. it almost ruined our girls night in not long ago - luckily i have a nice dvd collection so we watched inception straight after!
- raj101
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Re: Vampires Suck
its not as bad as New Moon though, is it. That sucked soooo bad at everything, full of unintentional laughs.
it had some jokes, even if they are very 'Scary movie 2'. There was some depth too, for instance, the 'Nooo Jacobs the best!' scene near the beginnng was funny given that Jacob is a horrible character in the movies, so its a play on the inability of teenagers to spot bad characteristics in men.
its still a bad movie though !
it had some jokes, even if they are very 'Scary movie 2'. There was some depth too, for instance, the 'Nooo Jacobs the best!' scene near the beginnng was funny given that Jacob is a horrible character in the movies, so its a play on the inability of teenagers to spot bad characteristics in men.
its still a bad movie though !
fav 5 films of the year - Tenet, Bill n Ted 3, Invisible Man, JoJo Rabbit, ?