That's awesome. Just goes to show the error (or not) in allowing just about anyone to edit wikipedia pages.jramjee wrote:Lol...came across this Wikipedia link on IMDB: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swimming_a ... _freestyle
See who came out fourth
The Guard
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Member No.41 of the "100 free films in 2018" club! 22 seen 78 to go
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Re: The Guard
Haha, it's not. That's the jokestuartboy wrote:Very good! It is Wikipaedia though. I wonder if it is genuine?
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Re: The Guard
Hey dude, you've made it to 100 free films!thedude wrote:Funny to see Virgin Media hijack Sky's screening with the short film before the main feature! I must have now seen "Sign Language" four times. Surely they must have other shorts to show!
So, The Guard is a little thin on the plot, but the sharp humour and Gleeson's performance make it a fine little off-the-wall black comedy. Enjoyed it despite the somewhat derivative western score and disappointing final set-piece. No need for subtitles btw, understood it fine.. 7/10
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Re: The Guard
I thought they were dresses as Police women?
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Re: The Guard
they were...
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yawn fest i actually fell asleep twice and not because i was tired.
there were some really quite funny moments in it but it was so slow, it needed a bit more pace. i also didn't understand half of it and i'm pretty darn good with accents usually.
possibly one of the worst films i've seen this year to be honest (though i can appreciate parts of it, as whole it did naff all for me)
4/10
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yawn fest i actually fell asleep twice and not because i was tired.
there were some really quite funny moments in it but it was so slow, it needed a bit more pace. i also didn't understand half of it and i'm pretty darn good with accents usually.
possibly one of the worst films i've seen this year to be honest (though i can appreciate parts of it, as whole it did naff all for me)
4/10
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Re: The Guard
When I saw the Virgin Media promo I said to my mate "I'm sure this is a sky screening". Until I saw the BBFC logo for the film, I was wondering if they sent us into the wrong screen.thedude wrote:Funny to see Virgin Media hijack Sky's screening with the short film before the main feature! I must have now seen "Sign Language" four times. Surely they must have other shorts to show!
As for the film, a few good comedy moments, was actually refreshing to hear some non-PC jokes. There were some genuine laugh out loud moments but some dull parts too (my friend admitted to falling asleep a few times). The banter between the main characters was good - although doesn't come close to In Bruges if those are the comparisons made.
And yeah, pretty weak ending.
Re: The Guard
It could have been real and they named the main character after him. Art mimics reality after all.jramjee wrote:Haha, it's not. That's the jokestuartboy wrote:Very good! It is Wikipaedia though. I wonder if it is genuine?
Member No. 49 of the "100 free films in 2017" club. 20 different films seen.
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Cineworld Unlimited is cheating! ;-)
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Member No. 49 of the "100 free films in 2016" club. 93 different films seen.
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Cineworld Unlimited is cheating! ;-)
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Re: The Guard
Thought the references (albeit extremely non-PC) to spastic were hilarious, especially after I saw someone this afternoon rounded upon for using the term retarded. Lol. No offence intended here of course.
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Member No. 49 of the "100 free films in 2017" club. 20 different films seen.
Member No. 49 of the "100 free films in 2016" club. 93 different films seen.
Member No. 49 of the "100 free films in 2015" club. 132 different films seen
Member No. 49 of the "100 free films in 2014" club. 128 different films seen
Member No. 49 of the "100 free films in 2013" club. 125 different films seen
Member No. 49 of the "100 free films in 2012" club. 128 different films seen
Member No. 49 of the "100 free films in 2011" club. 120 different films seen
Cineworld Unlimited is cheating! ;-)
Sometimes I sits and thinks....and sometimes I just sits.
Member No. 49 of the "100 free films in 2016" club. 93 different films seen.
Member No. 49 of the "100 free films in 2015" club. 132 different films seen
Member No. 49 of the "100 free films in 2014" club. 128 different films seen
Member No. 49 of the "100 free films in 2013" club. 125 different films seen
Member No. 49 of the "100 free films in 2012" club. 128 different films seen
Member No. 49 of the "100 free films in 2011" club. 120 different films seen
Cineworld Unlimited is cheating! ;-)
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Re: The Guard
stuartboy wrote:It could have been real and they named the main character after him. Art mimics reality after all.jramjee wrote:Haha, it's not. That's the jokestuartboy wrote:Very good! It is Wikipaedia though. I wonder if it is genuine?
Sorry to let the truth get in the way of a good story, but a 'septic tank' (now there's a good pc term!) came 4th in the 1,500 freestyle swimming final at Seoul in 1988!



