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Re: John Carter
Saw this tonight at The Hospital Club. Lovely comfy room, but good to know the prices of popcorn are universally extortionate. Anyway, I digress....
Not sure what to make of it. It's super cheesy, but then I'm impressed that some bloke dreamt all this up in 1911 (thank you wiikipedia). What an imagination. Makes sense that so many stories have drawn on this... So the good: scenery, the 'Earth story', the Tharks (which sort of look like turtles if you ask me!), the effects most of the time... The Bad: cast a bit stilted in places, the aforementioned cheese, the length - is this really aimed at kids?! - and too many loopholes / unanswered questions (maybe it is aimed at kids)... The Ugly: not that bad really, so no ugly.
Oh, and I feel a sequel coming on. 5.5/10
[spoiler]PS If the Deja and John have kids, will their kids have purple blood?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]PPS Mildly disappointed there was no Noah Wyle. He is the one and only (Dr) John Carter in my eyes.[/spoiler]
Not sure what to make of it. It's super cheesy, but then I'm impressed that some bloke dreamt all this up in 1911 (thank you wiikipedia). What an imagination. Makes sense that so many stories have drawn on this... So the good: scenery, the 'Earth story', the Tharks (which sort of look like turtles if you ask me!), the effects most of the time... The Bad: cast a bit stilted in places, the aforementioned cheese, the length - is this really aimed at kids?! - and too many loopholes / unanswered questions (maybe it is aimed at kids)... The Ugly: not that bad really, so no ugly.
Oh, and I feel a sequel coming on. 5.5/10
[spoiler]PS If the Deja and John have kids, will their kids have purple blood?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]PPS Mildly disappointed there was no Noah Wyle. He is the one and only (Dr) John Carter in my eyes.[/spoiler]
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Re: John Carter
Oh, and also... [spoiler]When she's in her wedding outfit, does she say she's wearing the traditional dress that the grooms mother might wear??[/spoiler]Or did I create that in my head??
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Re: John Carter
hi i went to see this last week and thought it was really good not your typical disney stuff i took my two neices who are 8 and 10 and they both loved it as well i would give it a solid 8/10 although dont think it could hold the attention of the younger viewers more for the older kids
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Re: John Carter
anakin wrote: [spoiler]PPS Mildly disappointed there was no Noah Wyle. He is the one and only (Dr) John Carter in my eyes.[/spoiler]

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Disney in $200m writedown for ‘John Carter’
The film based on the Edgar Rice Burroughs novel about an American civil war hero who journeys to Mars is shaping up to be one of Hollywood’s costliest flops
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/d4e15530-720f ... d//product
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-17442200
The film based on the Edgar Rice Burroughs novel about an American civil war hero who journeys to Mars is shaping up to be one of Hollywood’s costliest flops
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/d4e15530-720f ... d//product
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-17442200


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Re: John Carter
Yes shame... I think heads will roll at Disney
Re: John Carter
I haven't see it.
My word big number losses involved and who is going to get their P45 over those losses !!! ???
I was thinking to see the 3D version (have free ticket) but not sure if can see it in the first week. (NGP rules ??)
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My word big number losses involved and who is going to get their P45 over those losses !!! ???
I was thinking to see the 3D version (have free ticket) but not sure if can see it in the first week. (NGP rules ??)
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Rock Of Ages, The Passenger ENO, Castor & Pollux ENO, 13, Houdini Experience, Hay Fever, Kings Speech, Noises Off, Duchess Of Malfi, Travelling Light, Sunshine Boys x2, Eric & Little Ern, I Can't Sing.
Zen 3d, Drive, Real Steel, Footloose, Tomboy, Paranormal A. 3, J.English, Machine Gun P., The Help, 50:50, Alvin & Chipmunks:Chipwrecked, New Year's Eve, The Artist, Shame, War Horse, Young Adult, This Means War, Exotic Marigold Hotel, Titanic 3D, The Muppets, Cabin in the Woods, Headhunters, Avengers Assemble, The Raid, Safe, Red Tails, Fast Girls, Angels Share, Rock Of Ages, My Brother the Devil, Quartet, The Hobbit: U. Journey. The Big Wedding, World's End, Frozen Ground, Kick Ass 2, You're Next, Insidious 1 & 2, Bad Grandpa
Also Westlife @ o2, Scissor Sisters @ Sandown, Chas n Dave @Indigo2
Best freebie was Tony Bennett @ Itunes Festival 2010!! (A real showman --- FAB)
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That's the same link I posted just two posts up?


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Re: John Carter
I hope not... anywho, don't think Disney can afford to lose the mega bucks again.anakin wrote:
Oh, and I feel a sequel coming on. 5.5/10

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Well, now that the figures are in, probably not. Otherwise, there's definitely scope in the story for a sequel!
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