Nativity 3: Dude Where's My Donkey?

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Nativity 3: Dude Where's My Donkey?

#1 Post by scootermcc » Thu Nov 13, 2014 3:13 pm

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If there's Christmas in hell then this will be showing on television on Christmas Day.

Bad acting, terrible songs, and Martin Clunes looks like Where's Wally, what was he thinking?

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Should be called Nativity 3: Dude Where's My Career

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#2 Post by McG » Thu Nov 13, 2014 7:28 pm

Bah Humbug, scootermcc! :p I'm really looking forward to this Christmas froth! :star:
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#3 Post by The Sparrow » Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:31 pm

I'm hoping the donkey has rabies and bites Mr. Poppy. Dreadful films. I certainly won't be watching this nightmare.
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#4 Post by McG » Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:48 pm

. . . .and that's why we're all different on Fmuk and not clones! :P
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#5 Post by The Sparrow » Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:21 pm

McG wrote:. . . .and that's why we're all different on Fmuk and not clones! :P
Where and when did I ever say we should be clones?
If you are quite happy to watch a substandard actor playing a creepy character, then go for it. These films would be far better with a more talented actor.
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#6 Post by RAZORBACK » Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:30 pm

I'll be happy as long as it's better than Pudsey The Dog :cross: ....
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#7 Post by The Sparrow » Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:44 pm

RAZORBACK wrote:I'll be happy as long as it's better than Pudsey The Dog :cross: ....
Aww poor Pudsey deserved better.
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#8 Post by scootermcc » Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:45 pm

RAZORBACK wrote:I'll be happy as long as it's better than Pudsey The Dog :cross: ....
I'm just reading a review in my local paper that says Nativity 3 makes Pudsey look like the Godfather Part 2. Oh dear.
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Re: Nativity 3: Dude Where's My Donkey?

#9 Post by McG » Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:49 pm

scootermcc wrote:
RAZORBACK wrote:I'll be happy as long as it's better than Pudsey The Dog :cross: ....
I'm just reading a review in my local paper that says Nativity 3 makes Pudsey look like the Godfather Part 2. Oh dear.
:giggle: I can't wait! I'll not be p*ying to see it, of course but I will use a voucher . . . . :p Do you want to come and see it again, scootermcc? ;)
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#10 Post by scootermcc » Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:53 pm

McG wrote:
scootermcc wrote:
RAZORBACK wrote:I'll be happy as long as it's better than Pudsey The Dog :cross: ....
I'm just reading a review in my local paper that says Nativity 3 makes Pudsey look like the Godfather Part 2. Oh dear.
:giggle: I can't wait! I'll not be p*ying to see it, of course but I will use a voucher . . . . :p Do you want to come and see it again, scootermcc? ;)
I'm afraid that not even having the pleasure of your company could make me go and see this again.
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