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Re: Conan the Barbarian 3D

#61 Post by Beate » Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:37 am

Oh yes, you were sitting a bit further down, weren't you?

The problem I have with the film is that it wasn't a tongue in cheek parody. If it had been, I maybe could have lived with it, but it took itself terribly seriously. The sexism was also pretty hard to swallow for me - the female slaves with bare breasts who were immediately assumed to be loose women were pretty annoying. Then we get Conan telling that girl from the monastery, who looked demure in a nice white dress and was not flirting with him, that she "looked like a harlot" because she wasn't wearing warrior gear, and of course she succumbed to his charms the next night. Blergh. Got a few beer-addled males in front who found it hilarious when he shut her up by stuffing something in her mouth - I nearly gagged there myself.
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Re: Conan the Barbarian 3D

#62 Post by pcRock » Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:06 am

Beate wrote:Oh yes, you were sitting a bit further down, weren't you?
I was sitting one row in front of Jason a couple of seats to his right. :D

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#63 Post by valda » Mon Aug 15, 2011 6:59 pm

prettyxcool wrote:Well here is the only photos I managed to get, not brilliant as it was so dark in the room, it looks like his own hair?

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here's the back of him with his hat off

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I can't beleive he sat there and watched it¬

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Re: Conan the Barbarian 3D

#64 Post by shmile » Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:31 pm

Im happy that I didnt miss much after reading how late he was and his little speech with his hat making it difficult to see him and the film sending people to sleep so in glad I didnt miss much
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Re: Conan the Barbarian 3D

#65 Post by raj101 » Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:00 am

valda wrote:
prettyxcool wrote: With the Top Hat, he looks a bit like Slash :cool:
lool Slash on steroids.



This is a film about barbarian times, you cant expect it to be PC and non-sexist. Its the historical films that are non-chauvinist and PC that ought to feel odd.


Thats said, lets not pretend this film was made for anyone other than teenage boys. I think Jason makes a better Conan than Arnie. Arnold was just too unbelievably big to be a historical reiver.
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Re: Conan the Barbarian 3D

#66 Post by Beate » Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:20 am

raj101 wrote: This is a film about barbarian times, you cant expect it to be PC and non-sexist. Its the historical films that are non-chauvinist and PC that ought to feel odd.
You probably have a point there, but it just didn't sit well with me. At all.
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Re: Conan the Barbarian 3D

#67 Post by moggers » Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:50 am

The books are quite chivalrous, Conan is quite respectful of women. I'm still looking forward to seeing it as a completely different take on the story. The original Arnie films are so cheesy and pretty dated but DH still loves them.

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Re: Conan the Barbarian 3D

#68 Post by prettyxcool » Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:55 am

raj101 wrote:
valda wrote:
prettyxcool wrote: With the Top Hat, he looks a bit like Slash :cool:
lool Slash on steroids.
valda said that not me. :P
raj101 wrote:This is a film about barbarian times, you cant expect it to be PC and non-sexist.
It didn't bother me as they were barbarians ;)
raj101 wrote:I think Jason makes a better Conan than Arnie. Arnold was just too unbelievably big to be a historical reiver.
I actually haven't seen Arnie's version, so can't comment, but I prefer Jason any day! ;)
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Re: Conan the Barbarian 3D

#69 Post by valda » Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:26 pm

the Arnie version is on this week, I think channel 4
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Re: Conan the Barbarian 3D

#70 Post by raj101 » Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:05 pm

lol the first one is actually good in the way it sets scenes, very epic and primeval.


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