Trespass

[a_person]

The Evening Standard gives it one star, saying "A B-movie with A-list stars, it disappeared into the DVD market within a few days of opening in America."

When are you going to watch it?

[David]

Easiest review to write in a long time! http://moviefilmreviews.wordpress.com/2 ... -trespass/

[a_person]

I managed to sit behind two people who talked and I mean talked, not whispered, throughout the adverts and trailers -- now I don't mind that at all. But then they proceeded to talk and I mean talk out loud during the film. Finally I asked they could be quiet and they asked me why. I said I knew it was a pretty dreadful film so far but I would like to give it a chance and they answered "But we are talking about the film." So that's it, FMUK. It is perfectly acceptable to talk and talk loudly throughout a film as long as you are talking about the film. Now where was a_person when I needed her?

Sorry I was busy in the middle of road rage, transport rage and pedestrian rage on my way to Wuthering Heights.

Sounds like two right dicks who needed a kick.

I'm considering taking elastic bands so when people misbehave in a screening I'll flick it at them and when they turn to see who they are, I'll be busy watching my film totally undisturbed.

Then I realised that won't really hurt so perhaps I shall consider this:



You are most welcome to borrow them ejwrank.

[Celini]

a_person, I worship you

[David]

I think it's time to start plastering copies of the Cinema Code of Conduct around cinemas like guerrilla advertising: http://i2.cdnds.net/10/46/550w_movies_g ... onduct.jpg

[Beate]

We could print them out en masse and whenever someone's unruly in a screening, we hand one to them?

[a_person]

@ Celini, thanks.

@ Beate, @David -Tried the polite way and it doesn't work. Believe it or not, once upon a time I used to say "excuse me" and "please" and "thank you." It never worked. You get attitude in return. I've now realised that in such cases, actions speak louder than word. Now such polite words have become special and only go to those who deserve it.

[The Sparrow]

The ticket has the full price on it so it makes me wonder that Sky have some sort of interest in this film and want to artificially inflate the box office takings?

I was thinking that earlier actually, why else would they make such a strange arrangement? Free previews don't count towards box office takings but this would of course.

Just reading this thread so sorry if this has already been mentioned. Lionsgate actually arranged the screenings. It's their film! Obviously fell they need to push it.

[The Sparrow]

We could print them out en masse and whenever someone's unruly in a screening, we hand one to them?

They would turn phone on to read them probably!

[valda]

I just had one of the most entertaining 90 mins for ages. Shepherds Bush 14.10 only about 15 people in the cinema. By coincedence the trailer was Justice oh and Girl with the Dragon Tattoo total banging soundtrack there.

Anyway the film began and boy was it orange I have never seen such preposterous bunkum. It was so bad it was nearly good. I have so many mistakes, stupid things plotholes to list but there must be more people to see it before I start. I also had Nacho's which I never ever do